Operator: "Thank you for calling Pizza Hut. May I have your..."
Customer: "Heloo, can I order...” Operator: "Can I have your multi purpose card number first, Sir?" Customer: "It's eh..., hold on......6102049998-45-54610" Operator: "OK... you're... Mr. Singh and you're calling from 17 Jalan Kayu. Your home number is 40942366, your office 76452302 and your mobile is 0142662566. Which number are you calling from now Sir?"P Customer: "Home! How did you get all my phone numbers?" Operator: "We are connected to the system Sir" Customer: "May I order your Seafood Pizza..." Operator: "That's not a good idea Sir" Customer: "How come?" Operator: "According to your medical records, you have high blood pressure and even higher cholesterol level Sir" Customer: "What?... What do you recommend then?" Operator: "Try our Low Fat Hokkien Mee Pizza. You'll like it" Customer: "How do you know for sure?" Operator: "You borrowed a book entitled "Popular Hokkien Dishes" from the National Library last week Sir" Customer: "OK I give up... Give me three family size ones then, how much will that cost?" Operator: "That should be enough for your family of 10, Sir. The total is $49.99" Customer: "Can I pay by credit card?" Operator: "I'm afraid you have to pay us cash, Sir. Your credit card is over the limit and you owe your bank $3,720.55 since October last year. That's not including the late payment charges on your housing loan, Sir." Customer: "I guess I have to run to the neighborhood ATM and withdraw some cash before your guy arrives" Operator: "You can't Sir. Based on the records, you've reached your daily limit on machine withdrawal today" Customer: "Never mind just send the pizzas, I'll have the cash ready. How long is it gonna take anyway?" Operator: "About 45 minutes Sir, but if you can't wait you can always come and collect it on your motorcycle..." Customer: " Wat!" Operator: "According to the details in system, you own a Scooter,...registration number 1123..." Customer: " *'!^ *%^**%^I7*" Operator: "Better watch your language Sir. Remember on 15th July 1987 you were convicted of using abusive language on a policeman...?" Customer: [Speechless] Operator : "Is there anything else Sir?" Customer: "Nothing... by the way... aren't you giving me that 3 free bottles of cola as advertised?" Operator: "We normally would Sir, but based on your records you're also diabetic....... "