Smart man + Smart Woman = Romance
Smart man + Dumb Woman = Affair Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Marriage Dumb Man + Dumb Woman = PregnancyA man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A succesful woman is one who can find such a man.To be happy with a man,
you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must understand her a lot and not try to understand her at all.Any married man should forget his mistakes,
there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.A womna marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, adn she does.A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.